13 things I’ve learned being a gardener
You can never have too many pairs of waterproof trousers A bowl of Coco Pops is not a sufficient breakfast to keep you going Do not underestimate the value of a hot cup of tea or coffee in winter WATCH OUT FOR CAT POO Don’t scrimp on good quality secateurs Fleece lined gloves are the one in January It’s important to go and do your admin in a cafe as you will likely not do it at home. Will you. Because there’s Netflix there. Take your boots off before you get in. Your hallway will thank you There is literally nothing better than a really good weeding knife You are going to have to accept that you are going to lose good boots, shoes, clothes to gardening. How did those cuffs even GET so filthy? A Diet Coke on a hot day can give you life Use a goddamn kneeling mat! Um. You've got mud on your glasses.